Saturday, October 01, 2005

2 Cents, or 3?

The other day, Rockstar and I were walking down the street and we passed a homeless man. Right as we passed him, he held out his hand and said,

"DILDO!?"

In his hand he was holding some sort of plastic shaft that looked like it indeed was a dildo, but it was the grossest dildo ever. Weirdly curved and kind of melted a little at the tip.

Rockstar and I both said no to the kind offer, but he wouldn't let us get away without one strong, last pitch.

"Come on, 3 cent?"

Which I found to be completely reasonable for a street dildo, but we passed on that exceptional deal.

Then we began to argue whether the man said "2 cent" or "3 cent". I thought he said 3, while Rockstar was convinced he said 2. Either way we agree that we live in a shitty neighborhood and need to get out as soon as we can make some better money.

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