Computer Problems

For those loyal readers of the blog, this comes as sad news. About 10 days ago my computer contracted some kind of virus while I was on the internet. Norton AntiVirus software and SBC AntiVirus software have not been able to fix the problem so I am not sure if this is even posting. If it has, I have tons of news to get to when I can.

Some of you might be wondering if I got the virus by downloading pornography. I wish. The virus takes over my internet and brings up all sorts of web pages for virus software patches and gambling sites. If it was bringing up porn sites, I would not be complaining.

I thank you for your patience and apologize for the fact that I do not know how to protect myself from getting hurt. It reminds me of the first time I had to wear a cup and jockstrap. Of course I put it on wrong. I put the jock strap on and the put the cup between the jock strap and my underwear. My father, sensing that I would mess this up, inquired as to how I had arranged it "down there". Upon hearing the answer he had to give me a quick lesson in how to protect my genitals.

So, I guess I just need someone to teach me how to protect my internet genitals.